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#off-topic

sickfairy

a year ago

A few sketches

Sooo I'm a selfproclaimed comic here and I wrote you a few dialogues between certain body parts that hopefully are not very cringey đź« 
Believe me, I'm not mad or high or anything, I just really love fitness and wordplay :)

Body: My girl just had another meal after 12am, but she's been awake this whole time and now I don't know where to put those calories. . . Is it her day before yesterday or today's intake?
Girl: Oh you don't know huh? Forget it then
Body: * ERROR * will put them into your next day

Butt: Why do they call them dumbbells? Are they not very smart or can't spell very greatly?
Dumbbells: SHUDUP U GYUS ITS U WHOO AR DUMP!

Any other part: Hey, core, how many lovers do you have?
Core: What? I don't have any
Any other part: Then why do you engage like a thousand times a day?

Body: Omg she's using extra kg dumbbells now. Should I reduce her weight to get in line with her current weight? I really love the plateau, you know

Mind: Hey, let's work together!
Muscle: * connection lost *

Starving body: Heyyy what are we eating today? You're just pouring water into me, I'm hungry. Should I burn those excessive fats you have so kindly stored for me? Hmmm. . . Nah, gotta keep storing

Girl: Help! I really need to get that thigh gap!
Thighs: Who are you to deny our love? ! We'll stay together no matter what you do, you jealous child! Come on, second thigh, let's keep kissing!

Girl: * does about ten thousand reps *
ABS: Omg, are we on air now? I completely forgot about my work, gotta keep cool like nothing happened

Ba dum tsss! Hope I just made your day :)

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